Me: I had a disturbingly realistic dream about being pregnant last night. What I remember most about it was being pissed that I was going to be pregnant at Jess's wedding and trying to figure out how to still get an MBA. I was really relieved to realize it was just a dream.
Him:...Don't take this the wrong way, but I think you're going to be a very difficult pregnant wife.
Me: (Cackling maniacally.) You think? That just a niggling concern that you have?