Me: So did you tell him we would love to have them over for dinner some night?
Him: Can't be dinner. Too late for them.
Me: Oh yeah, well lunch then. Or brunch sometime.
Him: Nope, it's going to have to be lunch. Brunch is nap time.
Me: Ugh, when people have babies they lose all interest in anything else.
Him: I think you have to, when the thing only sleeps occasionally....
Me: "The thing?" Oh we are so ready to have children right now.