Him: I think this is my favorite meal yet.
Me: What? No! It's terrible. It's just a bunch of strong-tasting foods in a big bowl.
Him: That's exactly why I like it. It does need some chow meins though.
Me: You eat like a little kid. That's what kids do.
Him: Think how easy it will be to feed two.
Me: What? Oh, two kids, meaning you and the baby. Yeah. Sigh.
Him: Do you think they make baby chow meins? How cool would that be in a restaurant? You pulling out a bag for me and then a bag of tiny chow meins for the baby?
Me: No. Just no.
Me: What? No! It's terrible. It's just a bunch of strong-tasting foods in a big bowl.
Him: That's exactly why I like it. It does need some chow meins though.
Me: You eat like a little kid. That's what kids do.
Him: Think how easy it will be to feed two.
Me: What? Oh, two kids, meaning you and the baby. Yeah. Sigh.
Him: Do you think they make baby chow meins? How cool would that be in a restaurant? You pulling out a bag for me and then a bag of tiny chow meins for the baby?
Me: No. Just no.
Baby chow meins! Yes, just yes! I can picture Henry now...
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