Saturday, December 29, 2012

Conversation #15

Me: (sewing on the couch) Ow, ow, ow. I just stabbed myself in the baby with a pin.
Him: (reading the paper) Hmm. So what kind of mattress do we have for the crib? This article says some are dangerous.
Me: I don't know. Go look.

Him: Ours is a Colgate, so it doesn't have any tris.
Me: Is that good?
Him: Yes, it says they can cause cancer.
Me: Oh yikes. Aww, you're such a good daddy, making sure our baby is safe.
Him: And you're stabbing her with pins...


  1. We all have our strengths and weaknesses. That's why you and Nathan are such a good team. Your weaknesses are his strengths and vice versa. And don't feel bad, my mom gave herself a bad burn on the stomach with an iron while she was pregnant with me (who irons in a tube top?!?!?!) and I turned out pretty damn fantastic!!

    1. I. Adore. That. Image.
      Your pregnant mother ironing in a tube top=PRICELESS