Me: Hello already.
Him: I'm sorry I'm so late.
Me: Yes. You are. Going on 4 hours now.
Him: You should be mad at me.
Me:...? Well, gee, that's an unusual angle.
Him: Yeah, I thought about that my whole bike ride home.
Me: And that's what you came up with?
Him: Yup. But I think it was a success. You don't seem mad now.
Me: Well played, sir.